Ahh, now that has been a long holiday, how have you all been? I’m back now and I am now a married man! It’s nice to see not much has happened since I went away, now it’s time to talk about the Cult of the Lamb sex update, of course.
What started out as a bit of a joke for developers Massive Monster the update in question is known as ‘Sins of the Flesh’ and is scheduled to come out early next year. It was originally designed as a standard update with new quests, buildings and followers but of course the developers decided to make the mistake of asking the internet for sex things, silly devs. They tweeted about the idea of adding a ‘family friendly’ breeding element to the game, similar to something like Pokemon or The Sims, and stated that if their account reached 300K followers by the end of the year that they would add it in… they destroyed that number in less than a week.
So there you go, sex in your wholesome evil death cult simulator, man it feels good to be back writing about video games. That’s all for now, and as always. It’s not just a game, It’s a Life.